Infectious enthusiasm swept the boardroom at Trump Towers where automotive executives hammered out the details of a new joint effort resulting in the roll out of a truly “made in America” automobile.
President Trump heralded the achievement of the new car as “tremendous! A huge WIN, for the American worker.”
Several quarries are under consideration as prime manufacturing sites for the new vehicle revealed as the Rock N Roller! The scene was celebratory, as Kid Rock blared over the phonograph, Donald J Trump marveled at the gold fabric making up the stylish upholstery.
After the Great DJT border wall is complete, stone masons across the country will be relocated to the quarry honored to begin production of the first 100% American made transportation. “This represents a huge step forward in making America great again…” Trump opined… “Not a single bit of this car is from another country.”
Pricing was not immediately available. The first run of these fine cars will be made available to the presidents loyal supporters. Future production runs will be peddled off to dealers near you.
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